JOKE SMS:

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Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.

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Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

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Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

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Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

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1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

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Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

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tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

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DIVALLY SMS...

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DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR, KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR, SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR, DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.

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Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life.

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This diwali I'm sending you CASH: C-care A-affection S-smiles H-hugs please do accept with love.. Good luck and have a safe Diwali..

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Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfan bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho aap ko Diwali ki khushi ye paigam hum ne aap ko advance mye bheja hai.

Team SMS (5738)
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Nayi umeed aur khushi lekar aya aaj savera. Sukh-Samrudhi, hasi-khushi, ka ho apke ghar me dera. SHUBH DIPAWALI

Team SMS (5736)
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Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.

Team SMS (5735)
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Diwali kuch nahi hai ek nam roshni ka, kijiye kabul jara ye salam roshni ka, ghar ke aangan me jalata hu wo diya, aaya hai lekar paigam roshni ka... Happy Diwali

Ratnesh (5087)
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Kubercha sathi ne, Laxmichya pawalane, Sukhachya Rashine, lax Divanchya sakshi ne Yeo Mangal Deepawali Apulya Ghari.. Happy Diwali

FASTIVAL SMS

Xmas sms:
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Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas

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Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of th
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your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

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May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

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if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Team SMS (3810) e miracle that came from God on high . Merry Christmas.

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I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year

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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Charistmas.

Team SMS (3821)
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" X'mås '' + ,*, + * * ,:';*$ ,:;$_;%:, ,_;:#*;:;$:&_,_, ThiS CHRISTMAS TREE is JusT FoR u.It BrinGs WitH it HopE,JoY,Love&PeacE,Merry Xmas.

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Itz tHE mönth of cÄkEs N cÄndlEs.. snöw N songs.. cÉlEbrations N dEcorÄtions.. LaughtEr N LövE.. Itz DEcEmbEr! Wishing u a LövEly n fun-filled

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,:'*':, ,:;¤*¤;:, ,:;;¤*¤;;:, > < I SÉT ÜP ThiS CHRISTMAS TREE JusT FöR YöÜ. It BrinGs WitH it, Höpe, JöY, Löve & PéacE.Merry Christmas 2 u

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

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